"There was a new kid at work today. He’s 18 months old…and he can’t walk!!! And he has no teeth!!!!"
M: How did get straight?!
S: You’re not supposed to ask that. But I was born this way. I do think Shakira is really pretty though.
Let It Go attempt 1
S: “I didn’t have a good sense of gay though” (in middle school)….”Actually, I still don’t.”
"The cold doesn’t scare me anymore."
"If I could be Steve Carrell that would be kind of nice…HES A FUNNY GUY!"
All her boyfriends
"He’s cute!!! AND he looks good in a yellow shirt!"
Ice Cream Practices
"You should probably write all of my boyfriends on there so that we can have it documented so no one can take them!!!!"
10 minutes later
"I have A LOT of BOYFRANNNSSSS!!! Like Adam Brody!"
10 minutes later, after much conversation.
"Umm…you better add Harry Styles to that list."
"I always lick my ice cream bowl when I’m done with it."
"You know what?!?!! I have to go bed now. And my teeth are PERFECT!"
Said sassily before going in her room and slamming the door.
"No!!! We’re not getting drunk on it. That wine cost five whole dollars!!"