Sara: It’s hot in here…
…
Sara: I’m stripping!
K immediately starts tweeting.
Sara: I want to spread my legs.
K immediately starts tweeting.
Sara: Will you do my makeup as a bride for fetish tomorrow?
K: Yeah sure, depends on what kind of bride you want to be…
Sara: A sexy bride!
K: … (unable to speak because she is laughing so hard)
Sara: Just kidding, like…a quiet one?
The ensuing conversation is about the Duggar’s 20 children.
C: I hate babies!
Sara: Hey! I hate—I mean, I love babies!
K: Freudian slip.
Sara: I wish I had samples of all my friends’ handwriting…
K: …
Sara cried after watching this week’s episode of Make It or Break It.
lolwut
Sara: This summer I’m going to visit Sarah and we’re going to go to the zoo!
K: I thought you hated animals!
Sara: I do, but not when they’re behind cages!
Sara: (asleep) What time is it in real life?
K ignoring her.
Sara: Rarila! What time is it in real life? (more incoherent mumbling)
K: 12:41 AM!!!
Sara: I only follow people I know on Plans! Except—
Pause.
Sara: Never mind.
Sara: Oh, I should do the plank.
